KARENGOTCHI
SANITY
F.U.D.
Woo
Clutter
EM Rays
Homeo
Schaden
Bad Chi

KARENGOTCHI

Keep Karen Kingston sane in her sacred space.
Clap the corners. Dilute the shoe juice. Guard the computer with a cactus.

Welcome, seeker. Your clutter is just trapped energy…

A loving parody. Feng shui cannot cure cancer, cactuses do not absorb EM radiation, and homeopathy is water. Be kind, declutter responsibly.